Saturday, April 3, 2010

Have I told you about the time... I tried to change my look?

You see, I was getting bored with my preppy look so I decided to change it.
I swapped the barely there eyes for the more smokey, deep look. It was a slow transition, more mascara one week, eyeliner the next, then more eyeliner. And I have to tell you it looked really good. Until that day, that one day where I was in such a rush that I looked in the mirror less than my minimum of three times. 
Oh woe is me!
Arriving at school, I was inundated by looks. You see, the people at my school like to point out the obvious:
"You're wearing jeans LittleOwl!". 
Yes, yes, I am wearing jeans, which is what I have worn almost every day you have known me.
Anyway, back on topic I was being cautiously stared at, so obviously I thought I was looking pretty good.
Then this:
"Omg LittleOwl, who'd you get in a fight with?"says cow one.
""Yeah, It looks like someone punched you in the face." goes cow two.
Now, you're probably thinking they're just concerned, but note the cow one and two. These girls were not being nice, you could tell by the looks on their face and in their tone of voice.
I gave them my best 'wtf?' look and walked away.I went to the bathroom, and saw that my eyeliner was almost completely smudged and I looked like a sleep deprived panda. Shocked at my self, I quickly fixed it up to how it was supposed look and damn did I look fine! - no really.
I knew I looked different and my friends said the look was an improvement but the cows kept mooing and were seriously they were getting on my nerves.
I mean, had I ever told cow one that her eyebrows look like caterpillars that are slowly eating her face so that one day it will be a bottomless pit of nothingness? Or that cow two's new foundatuion makes her look like a crazy Halloween pumpkin? 
No! I've kindly kept my opinions tom myself, because I'm that kind of person and didn't want to hurt what feelings they still have.
Grrrrrrrr! I was soo annoyed, don't you hate people who take any chance they can to try and make fun of you or make you feel bad?
I know I do, I also know that drawing pictures crazy Halloween pumpkins and fat caterpillars makes it all better ( well mostly).
I was insanely embarrassed when I found out I looked like a panda who had cried itself to sleep but I was also annoyed that the cows had to point it out in such a way, could they not have said 'Hey, LittleOwl, your eyeliner is smudged.'? I mean really!
Anyways, I have since perfected my look and still kept my nasty opinionated thoughts to my self unlike some others I know. Hint. Hint.
~LittleOwl

Easter in Oz


It's Easter in Australia.......
 Well happy Easter to y'all.
It appears I'm now to old for Easter Eggs, Chocolate or any sort of Easter present......
*sigh*
How I wish to be well... 12 or 13again. 
At least then maybe I could get just one tiny..... oh meh I'll find some chocolate and stuff my face while wallowing in self pity later.

On second thoughts, It's a beautiful day, why not enjoy it?



~LittleOwl

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Gorgeous!

I ca wear it as a dress a shirt,a top, whatever!
I love it as a dress though...
~LittleOwl

In My Head....



Like nana every day, my ipod stuck on replay.. replay.. replay....

Shawty's like a melody in my head that I cant keep out......
Seriously!
This song, 'Replay' by I.Y.A.Z is stuck in my head, and I can't get it ou no matter how hard I try!!!!!!!

So I though I'd let you join me in the torture by posting this link.......


Not that its really torture, Its a great song with an awesome beat but its been my head for three days now and I am so almost over it!


Have you met...Dionysus... the greek god of......????

We were in drama and having learnt about the history of greek theatre in the previous lesson, the teacher asked us to tell those who were away what had happened. Up goes my hand and I start telling them about Dionysus's theatre and then it all goes wrong.

Teacher: Tell them who Dionysus is....

Me: He's a god.

Teacher: The god of what?

'Umm shit, ohhhh shit he's the greek god.... what's he the greek god of?

Me: Dionysus... he's the greek god of......

Teacher: Smiles encouragingly

Ummmm..... oh yeah it think it's......

Me: Wine!

Surely, thats enough, please somebody else please help me. Yeah you in the corner put your scrawny hand up!

Teacher: Wine and what?

Come on! Are you serious?
Oh wait I think I remember something! Wine and..... Wine and......

Me: Wine.... Sex and Fun....?????

Gods this is embarrassing, but I think it was something like that......

Teacher: I think you mean wine, pleasure and fertility...!

Me: Oh.. yeah!

Whoops! Well I was kinda right..... right?



~LittleOwl~


"She thinks she's found a magical land... In the upstairs wardrobe."


Don't we all wish we had our own little Narnia?
I found mine today.......


Man I feel Like a Woman!


Let me tell you about one of the most embarrassing moments in my life!

I'd arrived home, and thinking I was alone turned the music on full blast. One of the most ultimate female power ballads of all time came on. It was 'Man I Feel Like a Woman' by Shania Twain. Turning up the music even more, I danced my way towards the kitchen. Then that part of the song came on, you know the part, the bit where you dance your heart out turn to your friend and shout the words:

"Man I feel like a woman!"

Well being me and being alone with no friends I just had to do the same thing but by myself. Shouting it out, I turn to see my brothers friend ..... Kerwin..... let's call him Kerwin. Anyway Kerwin was standing there staring at me, Ice cream scoop in hand with that look on his face, the one that says 'I see you doing that little dance when you think nobody's watching'. Neither of us says a word and I glare at him with my best 'lets not talk about this EVER!' look. He smirks at me and I can't help but thinking 'Omg what if he has a hidden camera somewhere and then posts it on you tube?!?' But then I realise I'm being stupid and return to my glaring. Kerwin laughs and  turns back to his ice cream. At the time I secretly hoped he choked on his spoon. I have never since lived it down and he brings it up when ever possible. I still think that one day I'm going to find footage of my afternoon rock out all over the internet.

Most embarrassed

~ Little Owl